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Join on ZoomThe full dissertation will be available for download here prior to the defense. Stay tuned!
Download Thesis (PDF) — Coming SoonFor the non-scientists in my life:
This section is a placeholder — a plain-language explanation of the research will be posted here before the defense. Check back soon!
In the event I get the Ph.D. we will be CELEBRATING.
In the event I do NOT get the Ph.D. we will be COMMISERATING.
In either scenario, we will be PARTYING.
But to partake in this festivity,
while maintaining some selectivity,
you must answer these questions three.
If you get stuck, feel free to text me.
But get ready, because I will judge thee.
When: April 7, 2026 after 5 PM
Where: TBD — details coming soon before the defense!
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