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on behalf of me, myself & i

You are hereby cordially invited
to attend Arya Kaul's

PhD Defense

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the seventh of April, two thousand twenty-six
at three o'clock in the afternoon
(3:00 – 4:00 PM ET)

Goldenson 122, Warren Alpert Building, Harvard Medical School
& on Zoom
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Your Presence is Cordially Requested

Whether you can attend the defense physically or online,
it would mean the WORLD to have you join.

Join in Person

The defense shall be held in the Warren Alpert Building within Goldenson 122 at Harvard Medical School, and it will be open to the general public!
If you do not have a Harvard ID, just tell the security guard you are attending Arya's defense and you will be gucci.

Date: April 7th, 2026
Hour: 3:00 – 4:00 PM ET
Venue: Goldenson 122, Warren Alpert Building, Harvard Medical School (go to the back door as the security guard there likes me)
Google Maps pin to the back door→

Join from Afar

The entire defense will be broadcast on Zoom with the recording shared here afterwards.

Date: April 7th, 2026
Hour: 3:00 – 4:00 PM ET

Join on Zoom

P.S.— if you can arrange to journey to Boston, you are MORE than welcome to crash with me. Just let me know!

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The Thesis

For the non-scientists in my life, I've made short and hopefully accessible overviews of my thesis chapters below!

Chapter 1 Graphical Abstract

How Destruction Creates

Bacteria are minimalists. Their genomes are under relentless pressure to shrink. You might think this is purely destructive. But there's a twist! When a chunk of DNA gets cut, the two loose ends get stitched back together, and sometimes those ends land in the middle of two different genes. The result is a brand-new hybrid gene that never existed before!

Even better, this new gene doesn't have to immediately be useful to survive. It can hitchhike on the benefit of the deletion itself! If the deletion helps the bacterium, the new gene can simply come along for the ride. We show that this mechanism, what we call deletion-born fusion genes, is used to generate genes across the bacterial tree of life. The very force that destroys genes is also one of the engines that creates them.

Chapter 2 Graphical Abstract

Antibiotics Didn't Create Resistance, It Amplified It.

Here's a popular misconception: that antibiotic resistance is something we caused. In reality, Nature has been producing antimicrobial compounds and evolving resistance to them for billions of years, long before humans used them in the clinic. When scientists look at bacterial samples preserved since the 1800s, they can already find resistance genes sitting quietly in the genome, rare and mostly harmless.

But everything changed when the humans attacked. After the introduction and widespread disemmination of antibiotics, those rare resistance genes became common. And they jumped onto mobile genetic elements (think of them as tiny biological USB drives that bacteria can swap with each other) making resistance spread far faster and farther than before. We traced this transformation using over 1,800 bacterial genomes spanning 140 years of history. The conclusion: we didn't invent resistance, but we made it more frequent and more mobile.

Chapter 3 Graphical Abstract

Drawing Maps of Bacterial Evolution

When we sequence lots of bacterial genomes, how do you make sense of it all? Standard tools can tell you which bacteria share a piece of DNA, but not when or how that piece moved through the bacterial family tree.

This chapter introduces a new kind of data structure, a phylogeny-colored de Bruijn graph, that overlays evolutionary history directly onto the genome sequence. Instead of just knowing that two bacteria share a stretch of DNA, you can now see exactly which branch of the family tree it came from, and pinpoint the boundaries where one evolutionary history ends and another begins. Applied to over 1,000 MRSA genomes, the method automatically recovers the known landscape of mobile genetic elements, all without any prior annotation!

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If you want to read the FULL thing, you can find it here.

Download Thesis (PDF)
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Afterparty

In the event I am granted the Ph.D., we shall be CELEBRATING.
In the event I am not granted the Ph.D., we shall be COMMISERATING.
In either scenario, we shall be PARTYING.

But to partake in this festivity,
while maintaining some selectivity,
you must answer these questions three.
If you get stuck, feel free to text me.
But get ready, because I will judge thee.

Hint: ALLEGhany Street
Hint: "If we're kind and polite, the world will be right."

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU PASS

APRIL 10th, EXIT GALLERIES (99 FRANKLIN ST, ALLSTON), 20:00-23:00. BRING WHATEVER YOU WANT.❤️

partiful link here